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DmC talk

  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: but it has IMO the most embarassing scene in a video game ever
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: embarassing for the player
  • - Torah: ah the rape scene
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: what
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: there's a rape scene?
  • - Torah: Haha no
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: lol
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: EVERY SCENE IS A RAPE SCENE
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: FOR THE PLAYER'S SENSIBILITIES
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  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: it's just so hilariously... bad
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: there's a bit where dante wakes up and because he's 2KOOL and SO EDGY he's naked and has had sex with presumably hookers
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: then this chick knocks on his door and he walks out naked, then a big ass demon attacks, sending his trailer flying
  • - Torah: ohhh
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: cue a awkward slo-mo scene with him sailing through his trailer, naked
  • - Torah: and some pizza coveres up his dick right? gross
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: yeah
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: and i was like
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: HIS DICK MUST BE TINY
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THIS
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: FUCK Y'ALL

This basically just became my Steam convo quotes log

  • - Dumpface Supreme: Shit game
  • - Dumpface Supreme: But it made you uncomfortable
  • - Dumpface Supreme: Can it really be called, shit?
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: yes. yes it can.
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: because sure
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: some of the visuals were pretty cool
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: i have a screencap folder and all
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: but the puzzles were AWFUL
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: and that was the whole thing.
  • - Dumpface Supreme: On a scale of 1 to Bad, just how awful were they?
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: -10
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: wait
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: shit
  • - ★♥ smASHing ♥★: that means they were good
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OBPW: Week 32

Oh that’s right, books.

  • Hannibalby Thomas Harris
  • The Amityville Horrorby Jay Anson

GODDAMMIT THOMAS HARRIS, WHY.

dammit manchester black you’re not an olympian

dammit manchester black you’re not an olympian

BAWWWWWWW the moments.

BAWWWWWWW the moments.

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